Monday, January 12, 2009

doomsday? more like doubloonsday



Doomsday doomsday doomsday. That seems like its going to be a buzzword for the next few years as the last part of the mayan long count calender ends. Many other things that point towards the end are the webbot, edgar cayce, nostradamus, the jewish calender, the i-ching, hopi indians, etc... So what are we supposed to do? All of those predictions say that something will happen but no one can agree on what. Aliens have been visiting us for many years to make sure we didnt blow up the world or something like these
















There has not been any word on whether aliens will stand with us in the coming years but one thing has been allegedly claimed that we wont have any alien support in the next few years. Are the aliens rascist? Or do they have other fears?

A cyborg president could be pretty cool, they would at least be good at crunching numbers. It could be that they simply know whats gonna go down whether its a giant meteor, rapture, some guy trying to claim that he has cheaply turned water into gasoline or that alien inboxes were too overflowing with ads for cheap viagra that they couldnt function any longer. Whatever is going to happen, Im going to go hide underground with the crab people until this all blows over. How are you going to do that you ask? I can do that because the earth is hollow of course.

As you can see, the inner earth has been extensively mapped for years and we even have our own sun! I havent been there personally but it is supposed to be quite nice. That is of course if the crab people have not broken the peace treaty... But thats a story for another day

Doubloonsday? that would be sweet. much better than these so many world ending scenarios

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