how to earn FREE wii points, gift cards, ipods and other free stuff

No doubt you have been all around the google search results looking for different ways to get free things like ipods, video games, and of course, wii points. Many people will say that you cannot get free things. It was not long ago that I was in your shoes my friend, out in the cold, cruel world, no money to buy any video games or music. And then a shining star came into view across the desert that is the wasteland we call the "internet." A friend of mine jumped out of the dark abyss and cried out "FOOOL! you do not need MONEY to get those things you desire!" I said "do what now?" he said "a little time here and there is all you need if you really want to get things for the charge of free!"

He went on to explain that he has gotten itunes, best buy, and target gift cards, a few video games for his xbox and some wii points to buy virtual console games. All for doing nothing but filling out surveys.

I didnt believe him at first even though he showed me each of the things he received and his online receipts from prizerebel.com to prove it so I joined the website and sure enough within a few days I was able to get my first prize, a wii zapper with links crossbow training. I even received it within two days of ordering it. I have since turned several other people on to the website and they have gotten things like itunes gift cards, xbox games, and another one of my friends is working on a xbox elite right now. If you get people to sign up with your referral code then you get a percentage of their points as well as the ones you earn yourself.

Here are the things you need to know in order to cash in on this website.

1. You MUST to create a new spam email address. My personal favorite is gmail but you can use hotmail or any other free email site. You will give this email address to prizerebel and you will get spam from every offer you sign up for so you dont want to use your normal email address. Sometimes the offer will require you to click on a validation link in the email in order to acquire points. After that then you can clear out the inbox and work on other surveys.

2. Create an alias. This will be your name for filling out surveys.

3. Many times, the surveys will ask you for an address and phone number, I picked an address that I knew no one lived at so that if they ever sent out spam snail mail then it wouldnt bother anyone.

4. the completely free surveys are going to be the least amount of points. anywhere from .2 points to 6 points last time i checked. This is not a bad thing, you just need to remember that it will take a few more to get the items of your choice while doing the free surveys. I only did the free surveys and it wasn't too long before I got my wii zapper, 2000 wii points and a 4 gigabyte sd card.

5. Once you get set up and get going, then you can start to turn your friends on to it because you get 20% of the points that they receive on the website. Please use my referral code to join. my referral code

how to make a novelty flash drive - pez edition

I decided not too long ago that my super*talent flash drive while functional(not to be confused with funk-tional) it lacked the luster that I desired. So I quickly scanned my surroundings and lo and behold, my ninja turtles pez dispenser lying half empty(half full) on my night stand! that gave me the idea of turning my wimply flash drive into a faux refill of pez! Exciting right? well it was to me running on 3 hours of sleep procrastinating my 20 page paper due in 6 hours. So here we go

Step 1: grab yourself a super*talent or comparably sized flash drive.
I got mine at http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820609011


step 2: choose your pez wrapper that you want to use as a shell for your flash drive


step 3: use a knife to carefully separate the glue wrapper so that the delicate paper does not tear

step 4: VITALLY IMPORTANT - eat the pez or load them into a dispenser for later

step 5: use glue or tape and wrap your pez wrapper around the flash drive and cut the space between the cap and the body if you extended the wrapper over the cap like yours truly did.

step 6: show it off to your friends or hide it in a stash of pez and no one will suspect where your flash drive filled with valuable porn plans for the death star

Uh-oh, I can't remember which ones the secret flash drive!


Oh right, there it is. I'm glad I didn't lose those "death star plans"

Super bowl spontaneously breaks out

TAMPA BAY, FL—In what started as a midfield photo opportunity between opposing team captains and ended as a hard-fought 60-minute competition to become the NFL champion, Super Bowl XLIII was suddenly and unexpectedly played Tuesday during media day at Tampa Bay's Raymond Jones Stadium.
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Newly crowned world champion Arizona emerged victorious over the Steelers 24-21 in a tough impromptu defensive battle.

"Did we just win the Super Bowl?" asked an exhilarated and somewhat confused Kurt Warner, who played only three quarters after spending the game's first 15 minutes answering Deion Sanders' questions about his spiky hair. "And, if so, am I going to Disneyland?"

Super Bowl XLIII was originally scheduled to take place on Super Bowl Sunday, Feb. 1.

"I think we just figured, 'Hey, the Cardinals are here, we're here, that weird guy from the Japanese media brought a football for some reason, so why not play the Super Bowl?'" Steelers running back Willie Parker said. "Believe me, both teams just wanted to get it over with, anyway."

"If it was up to me we would have played it last Sunday," added Parker, who never quite found his rhythm in what ended up being the most important game of the season.

According to sources, the game's impetus was reportedly a coincidental midfield meeting between team captains. Hines Ward and Karlos Dansby later confirmed, however, that at no point during the initial encounter did they have any intention of playing the Super Bowl.

After exchanging pleasantries, Steelers inside linebacker James Farrior removed a coin from his pocket and asked Arizona's Reggie Wells to call heads or tails—a move Farrior identified in the postgame conference as nothing more than a joke. However, NFL-appointed lead official Terry McAulay, who had dressed for the day in full referee attire for reasons that still remain unclear, rushed out to the 50-yard line to conduct the toss.

Steelers return man Santonio Holmes, noticing through the viewfinder of his personal camcorder that Cardinals kicker Neil Rackers was setting the ball up on a tee, sprinted to his own five yard line, shouting, "Hey, everybody, I think we're starting the Super Bowl."

"If Santonio is going to receive, we're going to block—it's just that simple," said Pittsburgh's Patrick Bailey, explaining why the Steelers special teams unit decided to rush the field. "I just said to myself, 'Come on. It's about fucking time we started this game.'"

After Holmes was tackled at his own 33 by a hard-hitting Aaron Francisco, Super Bowl XLIII was under way. Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger took the field with his entire offense, head coach Mike Tomlin appeared already wearing his Motorola headset, and offensive coordinator Bruce Arians sprinted up to the press box in an effort to beat the play clock, which alert timekeepers had already started.

"I thought we might quit after the first quarter, but it ended in a 7-7 tie, so we figured we would just keep playing," winning Super Bowl coach Ken Whisenhunt said. "Also, we would get the ball to begin the second half, so continuing play was certainly to our advantage."

Other highlights from Super Bowl XLIII included a pregame flyover by US Airways flight 743 bound for Charlotte; the jubilant Cardinals hoisting up the first thing they could lay their hands on, sportscaster Bob Costas, instead of the Lombardi Trophy; and, because Bruce Springsteen was late for a 3:30 p.m. sound check, a halftime show consisting of various Max Weinberg drumbeats from "Born to Run," "Glory Days," and "Born in the USA."

No fans were in attendance to hold up the pieces of paper that would have formed two giant American flags in the east and west sections of the stadium.

"The game is never as good as people want it to be, anyway," Roethlisberger said. "So maybe it was better that it was played without all the TV cameras and everything."

Though league officials have yet to release a statement confirming whether another game will be played this Sunday, the NFL rulebook clearly states that a contest played between two Super Bowl teams constitutes a Super Bowl.

"No excuses," Pittsburgh coach Mike Tomlin said. "Sure, we didn't have pads until the second half, we were undermanned because some players had already gone back to the hotel, and Hines didn't have his knee taped properly, which probably led to his career-ending ACL injury. But we all played under the same conditions. Next time we'll just make sure we show up at media day ready to play."

"Damn it," Tomlin added. "It's just now hitting me that we lost the Super Bowl."